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noon:

ah yes i am also a fan of eau de shut the fuck up

darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

(Source: iraffiruse)

mass effect 3 missions: priority: sur’kesh

(Source: starlorrd)

pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS

pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS

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(Source: casualcissexism)

parasiticteddybear:

when you hear someone mention something youre obsessed with

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(Source: incandescent-teddy-bear)

sextape-movie:

Sex Tape in theaters July 18

sextape-movie:

Sex Tape in theaters July 18

tastefullyoffensive:

[mrlovenstein] (bonus comic)

mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

Mass Effect 1 basically

  • Shepard: I've discovered Prothean tech and had a vision
  • Council: No you didn't
  • Shepard: Saren killed that guy
  • Council: No he didn't
  • Shepard: The Citadel is actually a Mass Relay
  • Council: No it isnt
  • *saves council from Reaper attack in a massive battle that dealt major damage and casualties*
  • Shepard: looks like the Reapers are back
  • Council: No they aren't
  • Credits roll
the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)

outofcontextdnd:

"I am going to counterattack ALL OF YOUR TEETH. TWICE."

-A Zenith discovering the fun of defensive combos

(Source: highvelocitywatermelons)

unclefloyd:

homealonethree:

i dont need sex, porn, masturbation i just need [low quality gif of jesus dancing]

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korratic:

"airbenders are able to warm themselves with only their breathing"

ok so this explains why katara and sokka were bundled up in parkas galore while aang was just walking around in his little jump suit like it was a perfect summer evening. I’m so glad this was cleared up. I literally thought Aang’s optimistic attitude is what kept him warm, heavens. 

majorleaguepervert:

"character customization" 

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(Source: kerkawaiibutt)